1) Why do you keep sending me texts complaining about not responding to your posts/comments at times when you should know that I am either at the gym or on the road?
2) Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?
3) What is best in life?
4) If you had to be bitten by any kind of were-rodent and cursed to spend three nights a month as a rodent, which one and why?
5) What is the best thing you have read this year?

Also: Top five things improved by adding the undead