So, things done and discovered today;
It's possible to accidentally snort a bean up into your sinuses while eating soup.
I've uploaded my first Mage portrait.
I ate ribs and corn with both hands. (I usually try to be picky and clean, getting only one hand dirty, and even then, using as few fingers as possible). Though I went and flossed, brushed my teeth, washed my face, and washed my hands twice immediately afterwards.