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[curgoth]

Layer.one
Name: Curgoth the MonkeyMan
Birthdate: 11/28/77
Birthplace: Toronto
Current location: Toronto
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: black with about a foot of light brown roots
Height: 180cm
Righty or Lefty: righty
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius / fire snake

Layer.two
Your heritage: Um, I'm whiter than wonderbread if that's what you mean. Generic Canadian Scottish/English mix with a little Norwegian and possibly Welsh thrown in.
Your weakness: Myself
Your shoes you wore today: 10 hole combats
Your fears: are legion
Your perfect pizza: wouldn't cause abdominal pain the way most pizzas do.
Goal you'd like to achieve: at the moment, I am most concerned about passing my freaking driver's test.

Layer.three
Your thoughts first waking up: Why didn't my alarm go off again?
Your best physical feature: Um...
Your most missed memory: "I wouldn't say I'm missing it, Bob!"

Layer.four
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi's caffeine-free sodium free diet water substitute is slightly better than coke's.
McDonald's or Burger King: Ewww... McDonald's, if I must.
Single or group dates: I am not sure I know what is meant by group dates... moist of the definitions I can come up with, while certainly fun, are probably not what the writer intended.
Adidas or Nike: Something with no visible logos. I am not a freaking billvoard, and I sure as hell won't pay for the privledge.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: The kind with no caffeine?
Chocolate or vanilla: Usually vanilla. With stuff on it.
Cappuccino or coffee: The kind with no caffeine?

Layer.five
Smoke: not very often
Cuss: not often, but colourfully
Sing: badly, and only when no one is around to hear me
Take showers daily: yup
Have a crush: more than I'd like
Think you've been in love: yup
Want to go college: I don't know if I really want to go back
Want to get married: Not especially
Believe in yourself: cogito ergo sum?
Get motion sickness: haven't yet
Think you're attractive: not especially
Think you're a health freak: My nutritionist would say no...
Get along with your parents: When I'm not living with them, yes
Like thunderstorms: Yes.
Play an instrument: Dear god no...

Layer.six - in the past months
Gone to the mall: *twitch* *shudder* yes...
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Nope
Eaten sushi: Of course!
Been on stage: Dear god no...
Gone skating: Nope.
Made homemade cookies: nope.
Gone skinny dipping: nope. I've actuially never been skinny dipping, unless being naked in the_doughboy's hot tub counts.
Dyed your hair: I *haven't* in the past few months... I really ought to...
Stolen anything: Depending on who's definition of theft you're using... I haven't denied anyone thier physical property.

Label.seven - ever..
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Um... No? Wait. Yes.
Been called a tease: Possibly.
Got beaten up: Yes, but only in martial arts classes where it's pretty much expected to happen occasionally.

Layer.eight
Age you hoped to be married: 106
Number and name of children: -2, Zogoth and Kolob.
Dream wedding: Expensive party with friends and nice clothes payed for by someone who isn't there.
How do you want to die: Stepped on by an elephant while making love?
Where do you want to attend college: A lot of places, briefly.
Dream job: Dilettante.
Country you want to visit: Scotland.

Layer.nine - In a guy/girl...
Best eye color: Red, Yellow, with green in third
Best hair color: glow-in-the-dark red, blue, green, pink, purple, red, black
Short or long hair: irrelevant
Height: tallish
Best weight: non-fragile
Best clothing: strategically mis-placed black leather, with velvet and PVC tied for second.
Best first date location: somewhere comfortable and not crowded.
Best first kiss location: somewhere comfortable and not crowded.

Layer.ten
Number of drugs taken illegally: I don't think any of the drugs I've taken have been in an illegal manner. If you mean drugs I have taken that were illegal to take at the time, 2.
Number of people I could trust with my life: Depends on how you mean that.
Number of CDs that I own: I have no idea. I buy CDs, rip them and then store them, so I have no idea how many there are.
Number of piercings: 4, for now.
Number of tattoos: 2, for now.
Number of times my name's been in the news: I think my school play was in the paper when I was 4?
Number of scars on my body: I haven't checked, so some may have faded away by now. Over a hundred, anyway.
Number of things in my past that I regret.: Mostly, drinking too much.