are you serious!?

[curgoth]

As I may have mentioned before, I am going to be away on a work conference the week Nine Inch Nails are playing Toronto for two nights, with the Dresden Dolls.

It gets worse, however. The last night of the conference, the big party is going to have live music.

It is going to be "Starship and Friends" opening for "Styx".

Ow.

The concert is scheduled from 7:00 to 10:00.

For *this*, I am missing NiN and the Dresden Dolls?.

TANJ.

All I can say is that the booze had best be free.

"Come Sail Away" with Styx and Starship and Friends
...

You won't want to miss out on the hardest rocking night of entertainment in $CONFERENCE history!

*grumblecakes*

Comments

[neeuqdrazil.livejournal.com]

My poor darling.

*smooches*

[mycrazyhair.livejournal.com]

You won't want to miss out on the hardest rocking night of entertainment in $CONFERENCE history!

Oh, no. Oh, dear. I'm so sorry.

[djinnthespazz.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that line killed me, too.
Hard rock?
Pfffff...

[northbard.livejournal.com]

Oh man..I..umm *snrrk*..that's..*hhnk!*

I mean...


bwahahahaha!!!

Dude. This may be proof that a)there is a god, and b) he doesn't like you for some reason.

I mean, Gowan & Styx was...y'know..funny/cool almost..but.."Starship & Friends" in addition??

Do the tickets come with a cyanide capsule..or a mallet?

HHhMmm....Mr. Roboto or the mallet?
*thump*

sweet oblivion...

[kalivor.livejournal.com]

Mmmm ... I think that we need to get curgoth a mullet-wig.

[northbard.livejournal.com]

OH! OH! And a lighter...for, y'know, holding up during "Come Sail Away"..

:)

[curgoth]

If there is any justice in the universe, I'd better be getting some big karmic payoff for this.

[northbard.livejournal.com]

There is no justice, only Zul!

[hippybngstockng.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's so wrong.

I am tempted to send you with a special brownie for the road or something ;) Don't know whether it would help, or make the situation beyond scary.

I'd be tempted to somehow duck out, bad music causes me brain damage, I think.

[delerium69.livejournal.com]

I think if I had to sit through that music I'd start gnawing my limbs off.

[curgoth]

I'm way too paranoid to take special foods on an airplane with a coworker, sadly.

The other things is that we'll be at a hotel in Phoenix with no car, so there's not really going to be anything else to do that night, ecept sit in my room and watch tv. Which I may do, if the drinks are not free.

[curgoth]

If justice has been replaced by a half-naked Sigourney Weaver, I might be able to handle that.

[neeuqdrazil.livejournal.com]

No encouraging him to take cyanide.

We'll just have to make sure that he gets welcomed back *really* well when he gets back, or has a really good time before he goes (TOKink party, anyone?)

[the-doughboy.livejournal.com]

Dude, you listened to Styx in High School.
Styx has Larry Gowan, Strange Animal, Criminal Mind.
But I can't listen to Come Sail Away without thinking of Eric Cartmen.

[curgoth]

Dude, Styx was not nearly Metal enough for me back in High School.

[zeldajean.livejournal.com]

(TOKink party, anyone?)

dude... That's worth the drive no matter where I'm living! :)

[corbet.livejournal.com]

Well, if you can think of an evil plan, I'll likely be there to help. :)

[uniquecrash5.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that's utterly, terribly, hilariously horrible for you.

Shit, bring some DVDs maybe for if you end up skipping the music... What do you suppose are the odds there's a goth club in Phoenix you could cab to?

[neeuqdrazil.livejournal.com]

There will be emails, and nefarious plots.

Oh yes, much nefariousness.

*wicked grin*