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[curgoth]

Spiders!
These people are likely going to be a bit disappointed at first...
Unemployed philosopers! Where you can buy "Freudian slippers"...

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[bleakenigma.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether to weep tears of sadness or tears of joy for the second article. On one hand, I can't blame them for living life the way they want to live it. Go for it I say. On the other hand, I question their looking at life through rose colored glasses pretending that all of a sudden once they're married life's going to be this fantastic, wonderful journey in which nothing will ever go wrong, etc. etc. etc.

Maybe I'm misreading it, I don't know. Maybe I'm just biased. But sheesh. Unrealistic expectations in the physical portions of their life is certainly not a good way to get things started.

Oh well, whatever works, I say. Give me lots o' kissin', dammit. Hugging, too!

[djinnthespazz.livejournal.com]

I have to wonder if the pastor will be willing to give as extensive after-marriage counseling as he has pre-marital counseling. What do you think?

I get a very clear image of the priest freaking out in the movie Harold and Maude... only with: "You want me to tell you how to what?!?" I think his answer to everything will be: "Go back to holding hands."

[curgoth]

Close your eyes and think of England. Pop out a couple kids, then never ever do it again. I'm sure there's some sex guide for proper Christians that tells you how do it in the least pleasant way possible.

[djinnthespazz.livejournal.com]

Spider are cool, but I want that report for our indigenous ones...

[kalivor.livejournal.com]

Heh. The spiders remind me of a time that T. got bit by a spider, and noticed that it had strange markings on its back.

She had to call poison control, who forwarded her to the zoo, as they knew nothing about spiders. The spider-guy at the zoo wasn't working at the time, but we got his home phone number, and disturbed him on a Sunday evening.

The spider wasn't poisonous, and the spider-guy made T. promise to let the spider go.

So I used to have a phone book that had "Spider Guy" listed in the emergency number section. Too bad that phone book got thrown out, and the number didn't get copied. Oh, well.

[jillfelice.livejournal.com]

There are reasons I'm glad I do not live in Australia, says me the arachnaphobe.