Dear February, wtf?

So, it is the first of February. A new beginning!

Thus far, I have;

• Been woken up by the pager (nothing serious or time consuming)


• Had no voice when I responded to the page (but some water cleared that up)


• Had a tub of old soy flour dive for my groin from the top shelf when I opened a cupboard to look for spices, covering my only clean pair of jeans.


• Had my webhost fall entirely off the net for a while (it came back, and now I am backing up the data files for my wiki)

February, are you fucking with me?