Look at me! I'm Warren Ellis!

[curgoth]

Wherein I try to rip off Warren Ellis fast fiction stunts;

athenalindia came across the word "pornocrat" recently.

Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to come up with a definition, description, or a bit of microfiction about pornocrat(s). Either post it here in the comments, or put it on your own LJ and post a comment linking to it.

Heck, even a bit of art if that's your bent (though Not Safe For Work warnings would be nice where needed).

Make something quick and short, basically. And your word theme is: "pornocrat", or "pornocracy".

I have a bit of my own, but I'll wait to burn out your eyeballs post it until I've got a few repsonses here. I want to see where you take this before I poison the well myself.

Comments

[athenalindia.livejournal.com]

I think I'm afraid now.

I particularly love the full list of people that includes pornocrat.

If you ever want more scary/funny historical quotes or passages, I've got three notebooks of 'em!

[curgoth]

Pornocracy.

It could mean "government by pornographers".

Or, "government by porn stars".

That's not what it means, though. When the scientists unveiled their new creation, and we all elected it, we found out what a pornocracy is.

It's "government by pornography".

They clipped together spare parts from plastic surgery and programmed it with over one hundred thousand hours of pornography of every sort; from mainstream balloon breasted women, to gay porn with its strange affection for men in white athletic socks, from midget porn to horse fucking.

We were so glad to finally have a viable third party candidate that we didn't reliase what we'd done until it was too late.

Reporter: "Mr. President, what do you intend to do about the situation in Israel?"

The presidential pornocrat responded by moaning and grunting from its dozen collagen swollen mouths, a dozen different voices crying out in a mockery of ecstacy. With a sudden shout, the pornocrat ejaculated caustic semen into the face of the reporter, permanently disfiguring him.

"Porn is love", whispered the President in a low, sultry voice.

[uniquecrash5.livejournal.com]

Well, that's a bunch creepier than what I was thinking.

I had more in mind something along the lines of the politicians you'd find in a pornocracy; (just image the voting booths!); not dissimilar to the ex-porn star in the Italian parliment.

[mycrazyhair.livejournal.com]

That's fairly disturbing.

I'm highly amused that the word "pornocracy" is actually used to describe the reign of a few particular popes.