The death quiz messed up the HTMl on this, but I think it's still readable as is; let me know if it's boithering you immensely.

Unsurprising

Member of Parliament
Congratulations! You scored 96!

You may very well be one of the Founder's of Confederation. You're
proud of the True North Strong and Free, you can drink beer with the
best of 'em! You follow hockey like a religion and may actually have
your name etched on Lord Stanley's grail. You can tell the difference
between a moose and a caribou at 100 metres and if we looked we'd
probably find a maple leaf tattooed somewhere on your body.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 83% on canuckpoints

Link: The Canadian Test written by TwoGuyswithaHat on Ok Cupid

Hoggle
Congratulations! You scored 71%!

You are noble and caring and know many things of the Labyrinth, but are
distracted by a pretty face and shiny... oooh, shiny! (Clears throat!)
But you have avoided the kiss of the eternal stentch.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 60% on Goblinpoints

Link: The Labyrinth Test written by bear_faerie on Ok Cupid

Who, me?

The Deviant Geek
You answered 82% of the questions as a geek truly would.

You're a geek and you know it. You've got all sorts of fringe hobbies
and socially unacceptable tendencies. Chances are, whenever possible,
you hate to be grouped with other people and sometimes go out of your
way just to be different.

You're smart too. You're more willing to depend on your own
brainpower to solve problems, instead of relying on others to pull you
through life. You probably read a lot, and generally enjoy learning new
things.

So what's it all mean? You may be considered by some to be
uncool, but you probably don't care either. In social situations you
may be either slightly passive or slightly loud (geeks always fall into
the extremes).
In a nutshell, you answered enough questions correctly supporting a
geek philosophy to be considered a more potent geek than 60% of the
population.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 78% on geekness

Link: The True Geek Test written by ambientred on Ok Cupid

The Death Test

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According to our research, you'll be dead by

January 2058
at age 80

- probable cause -

heart attack

YOU DIE:

80.2 years

AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN:

72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

Yay I get to live!

WHY YOU DIE?
56%	heart attack
24%	car accident
13%	overdose
5%	drowning of the lungs
2%	wounds

You have 19303.9 days left on this earth.

You've already lived 34% of your life.

The Results ARE IN! You are:

60%
Slut

Your above score was normalized against the average, so don't even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 60% Slutty.

Scored by OkCupid.com, free online dating: www.okcupid.com
We are also the Inventors of SparkNotes and TheSpark.com.

Heavenly Perfection
You're 80% Poly =) 82% tolerant of the poly lifestyle =) (But... you're 14% just in it for the sex =))

Ooooooohhhh Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh

You're poly.

You're tolerant of poly lifestyle. (Good for you you like yourself!)

You're not just here for the sex.

And you won't lie to your mate.

I *Like* YOU.

Congratualtions on being a pretty good person =)

Gabriel_Night

Oh - just so you don't go off wondering - the first question? the one
about monogamous cultures? the answer is 16% of recorded cultures have
been monogamous - 84% have been non monogamous! how about that? =)

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 60% on True Poly
You scored higher than 20% on Tolerance
You scored higher than 30% on Sex Only
You scored higher than 60% on Honesty

Link: The Polyamorous Test written by Gabriel_Night on Ok Cupid

Ok, so I only get to live long... if I don't go outside.

Hopeful
Your survival rate is 33% and your "certain death" rate is 10%.

You know how to handle some scenarios, which makes you a bit more of a
burden in extreme situations since you usually wouldn't know what to
do. You might have made some fatal choices, but you've made just enough
right choices to make up for those. You just have to remain hopeful
that things will be okay or that someone else knows what to do.

If
you are wondering how you can find out answers to most of the questions
from this test, you can find them online if you search for them.