The meme that never happened

[curgoth]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often), please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[henchminion.livejournal.com]

How can I forget that night at the Chateau Laurier when you saw me slip a revolver into my decolletage and talked me out of assassinating the Prime Minister? Really, I'm not angry about the ensuing car chase anymore. I never liked that Jaguar anyway. We should do cocktails sometime. My agents will talk to your agents.

[galadrielsfire.livejournal.com]

I just told the story the other day about when you were scaling the Tower of Pizza in your Spider-man suit. (I really need to get back to Paris...or was that Germany?) Your red dye job matched perfectly with that suit! I think working as your assistant was the best job I've ever had. And to hire me before I had any technical training! Good thing I took that Japanese Rope Bondage class or I wouldn't have even been able to tie the knot for your safety rope. Oh crap, I forgot that part was a secret. Well, nobody reads these things anyway...right?

[akasha-aurora.livejournal.com]

Do you still recall the time we tried to break on though to the other side? Break on through to the other side, yah.

[the-doughboy.livejournal.com]

Do you remember the time in Doug's Advanced OS class when we learned something usefull? Boy, that was a great day.

[grrlgoddess.livejournal.com]

Do you remember a couple of years ago when we were in Mexico - on the beach drinking fun drinks with cherries and little umbrella things?

That was the weekend we plotted neeuqdrazils demise. I mean, that was the weekend we plotted to take over America. Yeah. Hey, why haven't we done that yet???