The meme that never happened

[curgoth]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often), please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[henchminion.livejournal.com]

How can I forget that night at the Chateau Laurier when you saw me slip a revolver into my decolletage and talked me out of assassinating the Prime Minister? Really, I'm not angry about the ensuing car chase anymore. I never liked that Jaguar anyway. We should do cocktails sometime. My agents will talk to your agents.