garg.

[curgoth]

Cursed 80s. I am trying to think of an outfit for Saturday's 80s party. My first thought was to just do 80s goth. If I am going to do that, however, I want to do it *right* and remove any anachronisms from the past 20 years of subculture. Clothing-wise, I can pull it off, but I get stuck when I get to hair. My short hair I could cover with a wig, but the bit I can't get past is the beard. I am *not* shaving off the beard again. I promised myself that I would not shave off any hair for Muffing Day this year.

Trim, maybe. A perusal of google images suggests that the most 80s look I could pull off without de-bearding would be something more like Wham!-era George Michael.

The horror.

Need more research.

Comments

[tymen.livejournal.com]

You could do Don Johnson from Miami Vice, a similar look to George Michael from Wham, but better, just better.

[corwin77.livejournal.com]

Go full on Wham!!!

[dairymilk.livejournal.com]

Ooh you'd be hilarious all Whamed out!! lol!

[slim-jabroni.livejournal.com]

Go for George Michael, but put a cardboard public toilet stall around you, and pretend to masturbate all night. That would be A-1!

[ice-scratchin-b.livejournal.com]

I have to go ahead and totally agree with this.

[curgoth]

I've had a better idea: Chuck Norris.

[ice-scratchin-b.livejournal.com]

That is a better idea for sure. Can you pull off his 80's mullet?

For Halloween, I am debating on either being Walker: Texas Ranger, or post suicide attempt Owen Wilson (Shanghai Nights Cowboy outfit, with bloody wrists and the head of a penis on my nose).

[curgoth]

I don't know about the mullet. I had a hair cut last week. I don't think I feel like running around to find a wig though, so I will have to distract everyone with my chest hair so they don't notice.

[curgoth]

Yeah, but the bathroom thing was in the 90s. Also, I have had a better idea: Chuck Norris.