Borrowed from many people: Police Car Query

[curgoth]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

Comments

[olletho.livejournal.com]

A missunderstanding involving a several props a costume and a moose.

[night--watch.livejournal.com]

"disturbing the peace"
ie what olletho said.

[webby.livejournal.com]

lewd behaviour? Public indecency?

what the hell do they know anyway! ;)

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

Suspected concealed weapon.

[audreyovisual.livejournal.com]

Barratry on the high seas!

[tygerdsebat.livejournal.com]

solicitation.

[misslynx.livejournal.com]

Unauthorized reanimation of the dead.

[nakedvillainy.livejournal.com]

Reckless driving of a zeppelin.

[tocityguy.livejournal.com]

Mad scientist terrorism

[corwin77.livejournal.com]

Regicide!

No wait...

Assault with deadly pants.

[captainmushroom.livejournal.com]

lascivious frolicking

[(Anonymous)]

I want to go with Drunk and Disorderly and Lewd Behaviour.
Basically a Frank the Tank move, running down the centre of St Clair drunk and naked.