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thousandcats; "elfin shortwave dude ranch"
Little *bastards*! Ridin' the aether like... like bits were ponies! Sons of bitches hit the network like a plague of motherfuckin' locusts! Brownies n' kobolds n' sprites! Sure, you leave a bowl of milk out, or whatever, to be sure your house gets looked after. You never think what the wee buggers get up to during the day when you're out and your computer is left untended! Fookers come in and spend the day looking at real live nude pixies or streamin' poukas! Ever since I put in the wifi it's been like an elfin shortwave dude ranch in here! That glitter - sorry, "elfdust" - ain't never comin' out the upolstery.
thousandcats; "elfin shortwave dude ranch"Little *bastards*! Ridin' the aether like... like bits were ponies! Sons of bitches hit the network like a plague of motherfuckin' locusts! Brownies n' kobolds n' sprites! Sure, you leave a bowl of milk out, or whatever, to be sure your house gets looked after. You never think what the wee buggers get up to during the day when you're out and your computer is left untended! Fookers come in and spend the day looking at real live nude pixies or streamin' poukas! Ever since I put in the wifi it's been like an elfin shortwave dude ranch in here! That glitter - sorry, "elfdust" - ain't never comin' out the upolstery.
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