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[curgoth]

Aw, fuck. I'm getting sick again. I have a feeling that I am going to get just sick enough to make me miserable, without giving me enough justification to stay home from work.

Bleargh.

My throat feels like I fellated a belligerent rhinoceros.

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[evilmonk.livejournal.com]

on the bright side the rhino won't be belligerent after you have fellated it. some animals will follow you around for hours licking your hand after you jerk them off for artificial insemination purposes. strangely horses don't seem to like it. and this is speaking strictly as an OBSERVER. you sickos.