Fever

[curgoth]

We at Beta Colony have a fever. Things we have discovered that are not effective prescriptions for our fever:

• More cowbell


• In fact, any amount of cowbell


• Battlestar Galactica


• Going to work


• Chocolate


• Neal Stephenson


• Batman


• Doing laundry

Comments

[persephoneplace.livejournal.com]

hmm.. how about knitting? or cooking?

i thought not....

[psychedelicbike.livejournal.com]

Am currently working on poultry noodle soup. I'm not sure what went into the stock, but it was definitely all bird. Managed to identify the ham bone before throwing it in the pot. Gotta save that for pea soup, when I'm healthy enough to be able to taste it.

[curgoth]

Neither Saturday's chicken soup nor last night's beef stew with dumplings seems to have slowed the fever down much, unfortunately.

[curgoth]

Sadly no. I plan to see if an Elder Sigil helps or if it just makes the Shoggoths worse.

[50-ft-queenie.livejournal.com]

Chocolate's not helping? I thought chocolate was the cure for everything.

[corwin77.livejournal.com]

Silly Curgoth. Chocolate is a cough suppressant not a fever reliever.

[much-ado.livejournal.com]

TEQUILA!!!!!






(whaaaaat?)

[curgoth]

That's a brilliant idea!

[thegiantkiller.livejournal.com]

Have you tried "keg"standing limes? Cuz that actually worked for me. Once.

[thegiantkiller.livejournal.com]

Wait, that wasn't a fever either. Just a nose-throat-ears thing.

[northbard.livejournal.com]

Two words : oral sex

[curgoth]

Hell, I'll try anything once a dozen or so times. Daily.

[northbard.livejournal.com]

Good. Try sending me your resume. ;)

[curgoth]

That's the plan, as soon as I have a couple of low-fever hours to give it a bit more revision.

[diaphoni.livejournal.com]

tylenol.

[kalivor.livejournal.com]

Not even batman?

[curgoth]

Maybe I didn't apply the batman properly.

[thegiantkiller.livejournal.com]

Directly to the forehead?

[nuadha-prime.livejournal.com]

Batman is only effective against the cold. If you are running a fever, you should go with something Kryptonian strength.

[delerium69.livejournal.com]

As long as it's influenza, I'd suggest sticking with ibuprofen or acetaminophen. And maybe some spicy Pho. And plenty of liquids and garlic.

Feel better soon.

[olletho.livejournal.com]

I know this will be novel for you but have you tried sleep? *wry smile*

[mycrazyhair.livejournal.com]

(((hugs)))

I suggest applying massive quantities of sex. It sweats the fever out. Swear.

Good luck finding applicants while you're contagious! *g*

[curgoth]

Hmm. I'm going to need a bigger condom.

[mycrazyhair.livejournal.com]

You're very lucky I wasn't drinking anything when I read your reply.

[webby.livejournal.com]

Want a sick gramma blanket?

[webby.livejournal.com]

p.s. stop getting sick already!!

Also in a pretty crappy mood.

[djinnthespazz.livejournal.com]

Still cute tho.